nothing is true, everything is neopets

Heck yeah neopets n' shiz.

I make a lot of jokes referencing other games as well. This is one of my many, varied fandoms and it shows.

My main is stormybird(this is a side blog so if stormybird follows you, then that's me).

eggs-molto-benedict:

vondell-swain:

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

galosengen:

octopusoracle:

if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

holy shit

i thought inflation was bad when I was there

it’s like postwar germany

take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread

you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany

wow i’m glad i immigrated to tumblr

(via hipstergrunt)

neopetsfanatic:

aneopointmakesmehollahoneybooboo:

i have never done one of these before, but, for the love of everything neopets, i have found the perfect pet for kayla and i.
it is a baby kacheek, and it’s name is Oslivia.
her application deadline is may first.
i have never done an application before, but all be damned if i am not going to make the most incredible application ever.
if anyone could offer any help whatsoever, i would honestly appreciate it with all my heart. anything from tips, to tricks, to layouts, to artwork help, to… ANYTHING, really. i have been reading guides, but i still really have no idea what i’m doing, and i need you all.
:D thank you ahead of time. <33 you are all the absolute best. i will not sleep until she is in our possession.

;_; Please guys. Help. You have no idea how much we need this.

Olivia, include that we are best friends that live far apart and and, it’s just needed. ;_; 

The most important part of an application, I think, is anything creative. Artwork, stories, and etc are extremely beneficial, especially if it’s created by you. Giving a little introduction from the pet’s perspective is great too, and in general you really just want to stand out. c: Anything you can mention that makes you stand out and look like a dedicated owner is good. Oh, and I like making app art so if you guys need art at all, just let me know. 8D Good luck!

sassineyrie:

Entering Empyraen in the BC with the silly hats theme c:

Here’s the vote link!

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wow I have been seriously neglecting this blog but repostin’ my entry since the contest is almost over! been so lazy about advertising asfghjkl;

lewdlittlelarnikins:

I would love for the pet Python,

So I could make it a maractite hissi decked with robot hissi clothes.

And make its layout where all the next is in typefont/courier and the background was all coooodeeeee.

Or. 

You know.

Fortran. 8D

Or Perl. 

COUGHLECOUGH.

omg THIS IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA

PLEASE TELL ME THE PETS BEING ZAPPED TODAY AREN’T GOING TO STAY LIKE THIS

BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I CLICKED OLDZIO I JUST ZAPPED MY DARIGAN LUPE THAT I WAS ADOPTING OUT TO SOMEONE ELSE UGH UGH UGH

EVERYONE GO LOOK UP SOMETHING ON THE SHOP WIZARD

Unless they actually make like your pet has disappeared later today

I dare say this has been a pretty lame April Fool’s, TNT.

Entering Empyraen in the BC with the silly hats theme c:

Here’s the vote link!

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flanngo:

Alright! I finally finished these two.
*grabby hands* That skunk pteri will be mine next month. :U

PTERIS omg they’re adorable